Get inspired with these random quotes!
Zombie Diet Plan: A zombie started a diet. He's now on a strict no-brainer diet.
#dark edgy jokes
Haunted House Real Estate Agent: Why did the ghost become a real estate agent? He had a talent for finding the most 'spirited' properties.
The Time Traveler's Confession: I have a time traveler joke, but you guys didn't like it last time.
Astronaut's Secret: What's an astronaut's favorite part about a computer? The space bar, of course.
The Optimistic Vampire: Why was the vampire always optimistic? Because things could only get 'biter'.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn't like it.
